Any measurable progress in any direction has been slight, if that much. It is easy to say you are looking for a job, but in my case, I am looking for a position that I can apply for. They are very few and far between, which says a lot for the "don't retire at 62, keep working crowd". It will be difficult to perform on that unless we severely lower our footprint in outlay each month.
One would certainly think that the US needs more munitions and security equipment, considering the Whitehouse breach and the bombing in Syria and Iraq. That should have a large impact on the creation of jobs. Funny how we have made this big loop, ending now where we should have been all along- not on the ground!
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."
Class Pictures
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."
Stupid True Headlines
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- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
- Include your Children When Baking Cookies
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- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
- Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
- Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84
- War Dims Hope for Peace
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- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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- Deer Kill 17,000
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- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
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- Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
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- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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- Air Head Fired
- Steals Clock, Faces Time
- Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
- Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
- Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
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- Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
- Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
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