You know how sometimes a thought flies through your mind... and you haven't thought about it for a long time....and it was really funny then.... I remembered KCPR radio in 1972 while I was an undergraduate at Cal Poly. I think they played this song eight or ten times a day. It is utterly amazing what you can find on the internet. I think this was from Doctor Demento. Anyway, I found the lyrics...
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
(MUSICAL BREAK)
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
Funny how that came to mind...
I went to the dentist his morning to get the molar fixed that I broke about a month ago. My face was fine until the Novocaine wore off. Then it felt like I got hit in the face with a brick. Half my head has an ache....
A Guy's Steamy Sex Story
I met this beautiful girl last night.
She invited me back to her place and we had the greatest
steamiest sex ever.
Actually, it wasn't really the *greatest* sex ever, it was more
like medium-great sex, and well, she didn't exactly invite me
back to her place, I sort of followed her home to her apartment.
To be factual, we didn't actually have sex per se, but we came
very close.
You see we were fondling each other pretty intensely...well,
actually, I was fondling her, she wasn't fondling me...well,
really, I wasn't actually *fondling* her, our bodies just got
very close together.
To be honest, I just sort of brushed into her. Accidentally. But
it was great, really hot and sensual you know?
Actually, to be specific, it wasn't really her that I brushed
into, it was actually the back of the chair she was sitting in.
Although, the chair was...on the other side of a wall you
see...in another room sort of. And I was sort of leaning on the
wall, but the chair was very close to the wall, very close. Of
course, she was on the third floor and I was sort of...on the
street...leaning against the building.
But wow! What a night. What a night.
It's just before England v France at the Millennium Stadium, an
important European Championship qualifier game. David Beckham
goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates
looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We
know it's important but it's only France. They're sh*t and we
can't be bothered"
Beckham looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these
guys by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So David Beckham goes out to play France by himself and the rest
of the England team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get
the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the
screen reads "England 1 - France 0 (D. Beckham 10 minutes)" He is
beating France all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until
someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on."
They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Millennium Stadium :
England 1 (Beckham 10 minutes) - France 1 (Zidane 89 minutes).
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
France!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him.
They find him in the dressing room, still in his kit, sat with
his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down"
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against France, all by yourself.
And they only scored at the very very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes!!!!!!"
