And yesterday, the leftovers were definitely great enough to warrant mentioning...
Did anyone brave Black Friday to possibly save a few bucks? I did it one year, only to find out that supplies were very limited on what I wanted and I got up at 4:30 for nothing. Now I don't bother...I REALLY don't think one day of discounted sales put anyone in the black...
The Great Aussie Love Poem
Of Course I Love Ya Darling You're A Bloody Top Notch Bird
And When I Say You're Gorgeous I Mean Every Single Word
So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab
It Means That When I'm Ready There's Somethin' There To Grab
So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More I Tell Ya, I Don't Care
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya I Can Get My Arms Round There
No Sheila Who Is Your Age Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
They Just Gave Into Gravity But I Know Ya Did Ya Best
I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now I Never Tell Ya Lies
I Think It's Very Sexy That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs
I Swear Upon Me Nannas Grave The Moment That We Met
I Thought U Was As Good As I Was Ever Gonna Get
No Matter Wot U Look Like I'll Always Love Ya Dear
Now Shut Up While The Footys On And Get Me Bloody Beer!
An old couple sat in church
During the service, the husband leaned over to his wife and said "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do"? The wife said "Put a new battery in your hearing aid"