A much needed day of R&R was had yesterday. With only a few errands to do, and the overcast (and wet) weather until late in the afternoon, not very much was accomplished. We watched numerous episodes of Battlestar Gallactica (which is always enjoyable) and the movie Thor, which was pretty-much a disappointment. The effects were pretty good, but the story jumped around a bit, and the interesting parts appear to have been left out.
We read about and watched some of the 911 tributes and struggled to believe that it is a better world after ten years of strife over terrorism. It is hard to accept that the Muslim world is so mad or jealous of us that they would wish to cause mayhem or even eradication of one of their biggest oil customers. What did we do that was so offensive? What would we have done differently, had we known ?
I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.But.....Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!
12 Redneck Quotes
1. Redneck Quote: It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
2. Redneck Quote: My cow died last night so I don't need your bull.
3. Redneck Quote: Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.
4. Redneck Quote: Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
5. Redneck Quote: He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
6. Redneck Quote: He's as country as cornflakes.
7. Redneck Quote: If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
8. Redneck Quote: Well butter my butt and call me biscuit.
9. Redneck Quote: It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.
10. Redneck Quote: She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm.
11. Redneck Quote: This is gooder'n grits.
12. Redneck Quote: Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
AS PROMISED: "The lighter side..." and free erudite opinions (and whines and gripes, that may not be politically correct), hyperboles and advice (on current events as well as topics for the digerati), and even some temporary(?) insanities too (daily risibility exercises)!... And the Picture-Of-The-Week:
Picoftheweek
My Statement
"Let me emphatically say that I am not anti-Facebook (Fleecebook), anti-smart phone, anti-Microsoft, anti-Apple, anti-Google or anti-Internet. I do believe, though, that the consumer is being ripped off of his privacy, identity and purchase history. We are being herded into a Facebook corner where what we "Like" and where we go physically and on the net will be scrutinized and sold numerous times to actually corrode and erode our culture while tempting us only with convenience, high tech and flashing video screens. The unsuspecting consumers need to be aware..." - Gary Lapman
Quote of Note
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”-W.C. Fields
"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling
"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling
“Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing, but only character endures.” - Matthew McConaughey
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Fleecebook is free, you (and your identity) is the product!" - Gary Lapman
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." - Eric Sevareid
"'Smart' phones are only smart for the cell phone providers!" - Gary Lapman
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” -Albert Einstein
"Technology creates the illusion of companionship without the intimacy of friendship." - unknown
"No worry, there's an app for that..." - Gary Lapman