What does it take to make a classic car? A white-coved Corvette, big tailed Cadillac or original Model-T? Do we have any new classics in the making? I might be wrong, but I don't think so. Design is a funny concept. Why does a classic-design Rolex never go out of style. It is only those designs that meet the criteria that our eyes and perspective find desirable. We are our own worst critics. Designers are always telling us that their latest model is a "classic". I might believe it when I see it... Let me know the next time that someone calls a new design "classic" and it turns out to be.
Why is it... that we are so concerned about giving up our privacy to drones, but we are oblivious to the sucking sounds as our privacy drains away from Fleecebook and smart phones ? Is it that we don't get some whiz-bang high-tech electronics and some apps to perform mindless tasks in trade ???
Updated Chinese Proverb
Original Chinese Proverb - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Why is it... that we are so concerned about giving up our privacy to drones, but we are oblivious to the sucking sounds as our privacy drains away from Fleecebook and smart phones ? Is it that we don't get some whiz-bang high-tech electronics and some apps to perform mindless tasks in trade ???
Updated Chinese Proverb
2012 Revision/update
Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, a hundred weeks of unemployment, a forty ounce malt liquor, free drugs, Air Jordan shoes, and he will vote Democrat for life.
Golf game......
Dave had a week off and decided to play golf
every day.
Monday morning, he found himself paired with
an attractive woman, Pat, who turned out to be
a very good golfer.
They started with a few casual bets, but by the
back nine it was a full-blown competition.
On the 18th green, Pat sank her long birdie putt
to win.
Dave congratulated her and paid off his losses. Pat asked for a ride home and, on the way,
told him, "You know, Dave, I haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a long time.
In fact, pull over so I can express my appreciation." He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another
and soon she gave him the best oral sex he'd ever had.
The next morning, they met again on the first tee and played together again. They had another magnificent day, enjoying each other's company and playing tight, competitive golf.
Again Pat beat him, but she also showed her appreciation on the drive home. This went on all week, with Dave narrowly losing every day, his male ego bruised, but not unhappy.
On Friday's drive home, Dave said, "Pat, you've been great to be with all this week and tonight
I'd like to return the favor. I made reservations at the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the penthouse suite at the best hotel...... What do you say?" Pat burst into tears. "I can't!"
"What? Why not?" asked Dave.
"Because," she sobbed, "I'm in the middle of a sex change and the doctor hasn't completed that
part of me yet!" "What?!" Aghast, Dave swerved off the road, screeched to a stop and cursed madly, overcome with emotion.
"I'm so sorry," says Pat. "You have a right to be angry with me." "You bastard!" Dave screamed, his face bright red. "You cheating bastard! All week long you've been playing off the women's tees!!"
