In whole, the Formerly (G)OP did NOT successfully sway me to believe that Romney is a better choice, only that he was the best out of the GOP candidates to attempt to take on Obama. What REALLY scares me here is that Romney may still have a chance to beat Obama and we will have to contend with his steep learning curve. There are many people that will not ever vote for Obama. There are people that won't vote black. There are people that blame Obama for their job being lost, or high prices. There are people that say that Obama hasn't done enough, in spite of the fact that the Republican congress has blocked his every move. I fervently believe that there is no more that he could have done given the circumstances of the the economy and two wars that the GOP (Bush) saddled him with. To have remedied all that was awry in only one term would have been miraculous. If he gets a second term, it may still be miraculous if he can accomplish what is necessary in spite of the favorable/unfavorable congress.
Remember what I said about congressional elections: "Throw the bums out!".
Clever Puns
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Women's Profound Sayings
- Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
- One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
- The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
- The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
- I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
- Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
- Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
- A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing ... and then they marry him!
- I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
- I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
- If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
- One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
- The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
- The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
- The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
- I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
- Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!
- Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
- A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing ... and then they marry him!
- I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
- I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
- If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
