Sometimes I wonder what people really want out of life. There are things that I wanted to do that I haven't yet- and may not ever get to, but there are many rewards for what I have done. I have some regrets, but none that I cannot live with. I hope that that is the case for all of you...
This is hilarious: You already know what I think of Newt, and what his chances are to win, considering how many skeletons he has in his closet. Now I find out that he may have the "inside track" to get Palin's endorsement! I imagine that that couldn't make his candidacy worse, but I wouldn't even hazard a guess as to whether it would do him any good or not. IMHO Palin is a non-entity, even to her followers. Unfortunately, even those waiting for Palin's endorsement, are still going to vote- even if they don't get one...
Lorem ipsum vim ut utroque mandamus intellegebat, ut eam omittam ancillae sadipscing, per et eius soluta veritus. [If you feel the need for Greeking.]
An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it
was finally time to marry. Before the wedding they embarked on a
long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They
discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of
their connubial relationship:
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Oh, I like to have it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy thought for a moment, then asked,
"Was that one word or two?"
Bank Robber In Minnesota!
A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak
Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you."
