Thank you avid hikers and walkers that have dogs, for picking up your dog's poop (most of the time) in a black plastic bag, and then leaving it on the trail. I am collecting them and turning in the fingerprints as a citizen's arrest for littering! How annoying!
So let's suppose that you are hopelessly hooked on Fleecebook and need to know about how to opt out of their newest invasion of your privacy, facial recognition. It isn't easy- certainly not as easy as it SHOULD be. Actually, ALL new INVASION-OF-PRIVACY features should be DEFAULTed to OFF, but Zuck's selfish purses won't let that happen...
Having lunch with my grandson...
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, So let's suppose that you are hopelessly hooked on Fleecebook and need to know about how to opt out of their newest invasion of your privacy, facial recognition. It isn't easy- certainly not as easy as it SHOULD be. Actually, ALL new INVASION-OF-PRIVACY features should be DEFAULTed to OFF, but Zuck's selfish purses won't let that happen...
Having lunch with my grandson...
"What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... Etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House,
and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when coffee spurts out your nose...
A man is stumbling through the bush totally drunk and then he comes upon a Bishop baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the Bishop. The Bishop turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the Bishop grabs him and deeps him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The Bishop, shocked with the answer, deeps him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.'
By this time the Bishop is worried and so he deeps the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs struggling for breath, the Bishop pulls him up. The Bishop asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the Bishop
'Are you sure this is where JESUS fell in?'
