Word is that America is tiring of Sarah Palin. Have they come to their senses? Or have they just been re-focused? I knew it would happen, but don't count her completely out yet. He strength is that she can easily distract potential voters from reality. She'll be popping up again, I'm sure.
Do you own your technology or does it own you? If you think that you HAVE TO check your email very frequently, you are probably addicted. Set aside a day once a week to shut off computer and cell phone. Give your mind a break. Lower your anxiety. Slow the pace, and "smell the flowers".
Is everyone still mad at Jay Leno? I don't know all the facts so I don't know how anybody could ....
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
My prayer for 2011
Dear God, My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
AMEN!!!
Hard of hearing
This dude goes to the doctor complaining of a hearing problem. The Doc says, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
The dude replies, "Homer’s fat and Marge has blue hair"
