Watched "Edge of Darkness" last night. We both thought it was pretty good. The dialog required loud volume and undivided attention, at times.
You know I missed "Wheels and Waves" yesterday because of their ambiguous poster. Today I just don't have the energy or incentive to go fight the crowds. I think what really happens is the after Saturday nights, I come to realization the I have to return to work the following day.
Just couldn't convince myself to go downtown (even if I could squeeze it in). Selling the Vette is ripping the fabric of who I am. I can't go to the car show and look at all the things I don't or can't have. Not yet...
Only in America!!!
Natural Born Citizens Beware! You know I missed "Wheels and Waves" yesterday because of their ambiguous poster. Today I just don't have the energy or incentive to go fight the crowds. I think what really happens is the after Saturday nights, I come to realization the I have to return to work the following day.
Just couldn't convince myself to go downtown (even if I could squeeze it in). Selling the Vette is ripping the fabric of who I am. I can't go to the car show and look at all the things I don't or can't have. Not yet...
Only in America!!!
In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?" Yep, these are the same kind of 18-year-olds that just voted in our last election!
They breed and they walk among us!
Only In America
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
GOLF AND WHAT IT ALL MEANS
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing
left and the ball goes right The lowest score wins.
And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks
Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.
If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain,
the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable
tip: your life is in trouble.
Golfers who try to make everything perfect before
taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the
phrase 'maul it again.'
A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement
between two golfers ...neither of whom can putt very well.
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how
badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out
and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss
every green. The next day you go out and for no
reason at all you really stink.
If your best shots are the practice swing and the
'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously
it won't work, and both are expensive.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
Redneck word of the day : "OBAMA"
. . . . I BOUGHT ME A CASE A' BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMA SEFF.
