A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
Life Reflections
· If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
· Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
· Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
· Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
· A closed mouth gathers no feet.
· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
· My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
· I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
· If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
· Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
· Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
· A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
· Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
· Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
· No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Baby Airplanes:
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Houston to Little Rock. The little boy (who had been looking out his window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant the same question.
The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes she did."
"Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mom explain that to you."
