Poor Lindsay Lohan NOT. Is she so brainless to assume that she can walk out of a store with a diamond necklace on the assumption of "borrowing" it? Either her arrogance or naivete has to be reined in by a caregiver (governess ?) or Lindsay will be spending the next two years doing hard time (without a way out). She is ripe for blame and unbelievability so she must walk on eggshells for a long time to get her quotient back up. Someone close to her needs to hire someone with half a brain to watch over her.
Why do you suppose that all forms of investigations have not been able to put their finger on the reason why gasoline is so highly priced in Santa Barbara? Is it such a privilege to drive here? Interestingly enough, one of the reasons that has been claimed is that the Air Pollution Control District is so strict here that a different gas mixture is required. That would be a county-wide requirement, yet in other cities like Santa Maria or Lompoc, the prices a much lower. Much oil is taken from the ocen bound wells in this county. I'm sure that there are high taxes placed on that enterprise. Perhaps they are just trying to get part of it back?
GIVE ME A BREAK! Donald Trump is thinking seriously about running for president! How will he ever beat out Sarah Palin? Buy her off? Buy out the competition?
Did we expect less? She's at it again...Sarah Palin has called one of her potential rivals (Former Senator Rick Santorum) a "knuckle-dragging Neanderthal." Isn't it amazing what comes out of her moth, as well as what she get's away with? I suppose that she will pay the ULTIMATE price someday, as all of these incidents will come back to haunt her.
Obama is sporting egg on his face after he "convinced" Mubarak to resign, but then in in "resignation" speech, he didn't. Now Obama is vowing support to the people of Egypt. I wonder if he will still agree with that after they take a potshot at Mubarak.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
-she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
-she thought General Motors was in the army.
-she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
-she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
-under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-she tripped over a cordless phone.
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
-she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
-at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
-she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-she studied for a blood test.
-she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
-she sold the car for gas money!
-when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
-when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
-when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
-she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
-if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
-she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
-she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front."
-she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease
This letter was in the Cairo Tribune Letters to the Editor” section today:
Dear Egyptian Protesters, Please don't destroy the pyramids during your protests. We're not re-building them.
Sincerely,
The Jews
