So the paint company has reacted to my "coverage" complaint by giving me coupons for two free gallons of paint. Interesting, I probably wouldn't have bought that brand had they not advertized a feature that didn't play out. The spent $$$ for the advertisement and then paid me back for the product I bought, because the advertizement was false. Something is wrong here....
What really happens if the gubmint doesn't put together a budget before the "deadline"? What I expect is that gubmint workers will be sent home or forced to take vacation time. Gubmint contracts will probably get stop-orders, which means that defense workers will be sent home to use up their vacation. Does the military take a break from assigned actions? I don't believe so; they just don't get paid. Military hospitals and bases don't close. What should happen? Not only should Congress NOT be paid for the period, but they should also be FINED. Every last one of them should lose their job at the next election, because they are NOT doing their jobs!!! I'll probably be sent on furlough, which won't be any fun.
Georgia Peach
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."
There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."