When I went to the Milan airport site, I actually got a graphic of a plane over a Google map showing exactly where is was and also as it progressively got closer to Milan airport. Why isn't this a generalized app that every site can tap into, instead of producing websites that are worthless, that philosophy would make them all as capable. This is probably why the very small apps on smart phones are so popular, because you only REALLY need the app to do one thing, do it well, and be done. So dividing up the tasks in such a way that you always have the best apps doing the best job for you that they can, means that you don't have to deal with crappy websites and their lack of capabilities.
The Light turned yellow
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
One farmer asks another, "What would you do, if you won a million dollars?" The other farmer thinks for a moment, then says, "I guess keep farming until the money runs out."
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel.The ride completed and she seemed rather bored.
"What do you wanna do now?" he asked.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.So the young man took her over to the weight guesser. Next they rode the roller coaster.After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy.
"What else she would like to do?" he asked her.
"I wanna be weighed," she said. I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and decided to take the girl home. The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early.
"What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Absowutewy wousy," said the girl.
Ebonics?
Tyrone is a 20 year old 5th grader. This is his homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Foreclose.
If I pay alimony today, I'll have no money forclose.
2. Rectum.
I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum.
3. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment.
Da gonna send me backtada joint if I miss disappointment.
5. Penis
doctor gave me a cup and said "penis"!!!!!
6. Israel
Alonza try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say,"Bullshit, that watch israel".
7. Catacomb
Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody oughta give that catacomb.
8. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the appartment undermine.
9. Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
10. Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle Iraq, you break.
11. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan to be stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom
My cousin gave me tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor
At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor first?"
14. Odyssey
I tol' my brother, "You odyssey see the tits on the ho!"
15. Axe
The policeman want to axe me some questions.
16. Fortify
I axed this ho, "how much?" she say "fortify."
17. Income
I just got in bed wit da ho an' income my wife.
LOL.....
