Picoftheweek

Picoftheweek
Waaaaaaaay too many to count...

My Statement

"Let me emphatically say that I am not anti-Facebook (Fleecebook), anti-smart phone, anti-Microsoft, anti-Apple, anti-Google or anti-Internet. I do believe, though, that the consumer is being ripped off of his privacy, identity and purchase history. We are being herded into a Facebook corner where what we "Like" and where we go physically and on the net will be scrutinized and sold numerous times to actually corrode and erode our culture while tempting us only with convenience, high tech and flashing video screens. The unsuspecting consumers need to be aware..." - Gary Lapman

Quote of Note

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”-W.C. Fields

"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling

"Common sense is not so common. " -Voltaire

“Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing, but only character endures.” - Matthew McConaughey

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" - Jerry Seinfeld

"Fleecebook is free, you (and your identity) is the product!" - Gary Lapman


"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." - Eric Sevareid

"'Smart' phones are only smart for the cell phone providers!" - Gary Lapman

"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” -Albert Einstein

"Technology creates the illusion of companionship without the intimacy of friendship." - unknown

"No worry, there's an app for that..." - Gary Lapman

Sunday, September 7, 2014

It's a mad , mad world...

So the "quietness" to the job market during the "end of summer" is over.  Now, positions that were offered and  my application not yet acted upon are being re-thought by those companies.  The business that they expected hasn't shown yet or the department has decided to go into a different direction.  Bottom line: my pipeline of applications is probably empty now.  It is time to re-spin my resume and letter of introduction (at least through a process of natural evolution, if nothing else), and stretch into a possible fit into another offered position.  There are so few of them that is is really discouraging and depressing, but the choice is not mine.

Meanwhile my Corvette is once again listed in the Montecito market and is receiving some attention-, at least "lookee-loo" attention.  One guy came and drove the car, loved it and then decided he was going to pursue a red one that was similarly equipped.  Thanks for taking up my time, gasoline, and efforts.  I'm glad (sic) that I could be of service - NOT.  When I advertise, I asked for serious buyers only to call.  I guess he was serious, but not about my car...

I go "great guns" at processing position-offerings in the morning.  By afternoon, I am depressed and wondering if that was the last technical job that I was going to ever have.  Funny, because in my estimation, the last work that I did was some of my best.  The result worked, was showy and very fast.  I was happy with the results and they surpassed what was expected.  A year later, it is still being used on a 24-7 basis, and working as desired. I truly don't want it to be the end of my "work" days, but at the very least, it was a success.

Meanwhile, it appears that the world is falling apart, between Ukraine vs. Russia, ISIS vs Iraq, ISIS vs Syria, ISIS vs USA, overzealous police in the US, weird weather all over, Ebola, and all the other crises the world around.  There is that things in general always seem to get worse just when we think they are getting better- even if it is just for a short time...






Father's Lesson
A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration.

His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered, he asks, "Can I speak to Alf, please?"

"No! There's no one called Alf here," says the person who answered the phone.

His father hangs up. "That's irritation," he says.

He picks up the phone again, dials the same number, and asks for Alf a second time. "No-there's no one here called Alf. Go away. If you call again I shall telephone the police," the person says.

His father hangs up and says, "That's aggravation."

"Then what's frustration?" asks his son. The father picks up the phone and dials the same number a third time.

"Hello, this is Alf. Have I received any phone calls?" he asks casually.



Whoops...
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bath room changing out of her hospital gown."