Picoftheweek

Picoftheweek
Waaaaaaaay too many to count...

My Statement

"Let me emphatically say that I am not anti-Facebook (Fleecebook), anti-smart phone, anti-Microsoft, anti-Apple, anti-Google or anti-Internet. I do believe, though, that the consumer is being ripped off of his privacy, identity and purchase history. We are being herded into a Facebook corner where what we "Like" and where we go physically and on the net will be scrutinized and sold numerous times to actually corrode and erode our culture while tempting us only with convenience, high tech and flashing video screens. The unsuspecting consumers need to be aware..." - Gary Lapman

Quote of Note

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”-W.C. Fields

"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling

"Common sense is not so common. " -Voltaire

“Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing, but only character endures.” - Matthew McConaughey

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" - Jerry Seinfeld

"Fleecebook is free, you (and your identity) is the product!" - Gary Lapman


"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." - Eric Sevareid

"'Smart' phones are only smart for the cell phone providers!" - Gary Lapman

"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” -Albert Einstein

"Technology creates the illusion of companionship without the intimacy of friendship." - unknown

"No worry, there's an app for that..." - Gary Lapman

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Send a Meat-Cutter to Radio Shack- not me!

I was sent to the market today for a cut-up chicken.  There were none.  I called over the "meat-cutter" and asked if he had any more in the back.  He went to look, and while he was gone, the manager came by to see if I was being helped.  Just then the meat-cutter showed up to say there were no more.  The manager apologized.  I asked if the meat-cutter could cut me up one of the whole chickens.  He said "No", and exclaimed that he was only certified for beef or pork.  He would get into trouble if he cut a chicken!

I tell you, in this age of specialization, if I were the meat-cutter and the manager, I would be more worried if they lost customers to a market that could cut chicken- and then nobody would have a job.  I guess nobody at that store can "cut-the-mustard" either!


I was also sent to get a new pair of ear-buds (for a gift) on the same trip as the market.  I remembered that there is a Radio Shack next to the market.  What a deal!  I remember wandering about in a Radio Shack playing with all the RC toys and checking out all their gadgets.  I was also a member of their battery club.  Once you joined, you could bring back any Radio Shack batteries for new ones for FREE.  Guess what- nothing is free anymore.  You cannot even just look around in the store.  
I was met at the door by a "sales associate" that would guide me throughout the journey about the store and into "purchase-land".  I wanted ear-buds, so he quickly too me to the mid-priced models at $39.95!  Ear-buds are usually crap that come apart, get lost or get tangled beyond help.  Paying more than $10 for units that will need a replacement in a gnat's lifetime is ludicrous.  I asked for the cheaper ones and was shown units that were $5 less.  Each time I asked, I was moved down a step or two until I reached the "disposable" level of $9.99.  
Consequently, I probably have been wiser than I thought to avoid the Radio Shack store.  It no longer has free batteries, or hundreds of gadgets on the walls.  The RC toys are all in boxes, so they can't be played with.  The store makes me feel uncomfortable and even itchy!  That was prolly the last time I go into Radio Shack- at least half the store is dedicated to smart phones and accessories, anyhow.


When did they stop?  I just saw a very nice looking Ferrari parked in the mall lot.  I walked all around it, admiring what I could without touching.  There are no model numbers or names on the outside- anywhere.  I knew it was a Ferrari because of the horse emblem.  It wasn't until I got home and looked it up on the internet that I found out it is a "California".  You'd think that for as much as it costs, there would be a name or model on it- somewhere.  It must have been removed by the owner, as the one on the screen clearly has an name on it (unless that is an added cost option).




Talking
In celebration of the complexities of the English language, we bring you the following: Lets face it English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted but if we examine its paradoxes we find:- that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables why don't humanitarians eat human!? Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day and as cold as hell on another? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language:- whereby a house can burn up as it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out. A bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers and it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all)