Its a beautiful morning (which makes up for my losses at poker last night). As I promised no more complaining (wanking). I'll just deal with making you laugh....A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, " Kathy.....Kathy.... "
"Is that you, Tom?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's
off to the golf course .. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and
then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots
of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex
the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night.. I catch some much needed sleep and
then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Tom you must be in Heaven!"
"Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona "
