From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton
Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada .
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."
... ya gotta love it!
THE NEW PRESIDENTIAL SYMBOL FOR OBAMA
The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President. It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.
Confucius:
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self. Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.
Okay for shit to happen, will decompose.
Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who puts pecker in peanut butter jar is f***ing nuts.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Man who kiss epileptic woman may get tongue-tied.
Modern house without toilet uncanny.
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Man who sit on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who stand on toilet, must be high on pot.
