Check that date: we'll never see that again!
It's a new year, and Sarah Palin is still full of crap! Some things never change! [The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits........Albert Einstein]
We went to see "The King's Speech" tonight and all I can say is bravo. It is a well done period piece with super costuming and proper sets. The performances by Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush are surely to get Oscar nominations as they were enviably well done. It is really nice to go see a movie without special effects, CGI, sex or violence and still eave the theater with a satisfying experiance.
"Up in Oregon a female police officer was fired because they
found out she was selling Mary Kay cosmetics out of her squad
car. They got suspicious when she described a suspect as tall,
Caucasian, and an Autumn."
- Bill Maher
An RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) officer stopped to help a
stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the
mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was heavily
dressed in a helmet, balaclava and snowmobile suit.
In a muffled voice, the rider told the Mountie that the
carburetor was frozen.
A motorcyclist himself, the Mountie remembered an old trick for
just such an occasion
"Try peeing on it," the Mountie said, "That should unfreeze it."
"Can't," replied the rider.
So the helpful Mountie took out his own equipment and liberally
hosed down the carburetor, and the bike soon fired up.
A few days later, the local department received a thank you note
from a father, grateful for the roadside assistance his young
daughter had received from the RCMP.
Top 10 New Years resolutions for dogs
1.Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
2.Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
3.I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
4.Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
5.Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6.Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my ass.
7.Always scoot before licking.
8.Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
9.January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.
AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...
10.I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.
