Picoftheweek

Picoftheweek
Waaaaaaaay too many to count...

My Statement

"Let me emphatically say that I am not anti-Facebook (Fleecebook), anti-smart phone, anti-Microsoft, anti-Apple, anti-Google or anti-Internet. I do believe, though, that the consumer is being ripped off of his privacy, identity and purchase history. We are being herded into a Facebook corner where what we "Like" and where we go physically and on the net will be scrutinized and sold numerous times to actually corrode and erode our culture while tempting us only with convenience, high tech and flashing video screens. The unsuspecting consumers need to be aware..." - Gary Lapman

Quote of Note

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”-W.C. Fields

"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling

"Common sense is not so common. " -Voltaire

“Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing, but only character endures.” - Matthew McConaughey

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" - Jerry Seinfeld

"Fleecebook is free, you (and your identity) is the product!" - Gary Lapman


"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." - Eric Sevareid

"'Smart' phones are only smart for the cell phone providers!" - Gary Lapman

"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” -Albert Einstein

"Technology creates the illusion of companionship without the intimacy of friendship." - unknown

"No worry, there's an app for that..." - Gary Lapman

Monday, April 2, 2012

Wasted studio monies...

Last Saturday evening, we had free passes to see "The Hunger Games".  I probably wouldn't have, if I had to pay.  I had not heard of these books previous to them making a movie.  So what was our reactions to the movie?  For one, it was way too long.  There were many areas where portions could have been left out and it would not have detracted from the storyline.  The capital officials were hokey, ridiculously dressed and (purposely) infantile.  While the story has obvious Roman roots that are pushed into technological futuristic settings; the story was non-nonsensical.  If there were a holocaust that caused major death and destruction, as well as a shortage of food- why would the "government" be sanctioning or even sponsoring a killing contest?  It would seem that a better choice would be to limit the number of births.  Jennifer Lawrence fit the part so well because it was almost the same character that she played in "Winter's Bone".  I like her as an actress, but this story is being touted as the next Harry Potter- I think not.  It is making lots of money, but it does not have the same mass-appeal.  It was lucky enough to be brought to the theaters with very little competition- and therefore had very little effort to "whomp" them.  I would heartily recommend it to some hormone ridden sixteen year old, as that must be the focus audience.

On Sunday, we rented Tower Heist. Small portions of the story were funny.  Small portions of the movie were believable.  Most of it was really bad.  Why do they make nonsensical crap like this?  Don't they even test it in front of an audience before release ?? Is it just that the studios will make a movie about anything, and throw their money away, or are they just plain stupid?




Deep breath please
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths" I instructed. "Yes, they used to be" replied the patient.