So today the Pope announced that condoms may be okay sometimes! This is a shock. So when is the best time to use one ? How about when I don't want any unplanned pregnancies- what a novel idea. The claim is that it would only be for prevention of disease, but I imagine that excuse could be stretched as much as a condom...
CNN Money claims that Indian-noplace is the most affordable location to buy a house. Are there any jobs there that would help one pay for it ? Probably not. Least affordable was Staten Island in New York followed by San Francisco. There are probably just as many jobs there, as well.
The whole story about Palin's viability to be President as well as her daughter Bristol's viability to win Dancing With The Stars: I'm tired of it all. The answer is No and No. We as a country don't have the confidence that we need to allow Palin in the White House, and more than Dancing With The Stars letting Bristol win. The claim is that Bristol's success is due to her mother's Tea Party-ers should be enough for Bristol to drop out of the competition, if she was truly a Momma Grizzly in disguise. If you recall, Sarah told her not to go on the show, but she did anyway. Now someone will pay...
Trust ................
John, two days before his scheduled visit to the proctologist, accidentally swallowed his glass eye when he was cleaning it. He was worried at first, but after calling his doctor and learning he probably won’t get sick, he ordered another and soon forgot about it. CNN Money claims that Indian-noplace is the most affordable location to buy a house. Are there any jobs there that would help one pay for it ? Probably not. Least affordable was Staten Island in New York followed by San Francisco. There are probably just as many jobs there, as well.
The whole story about Palin's viability to be President as well as her daughter Bristol's viability to win Dancing With The Stars: I'm tired of it all. The answer is No and No. We as a country don't have the confidence that we need to allow Palin in the White House, and more than Dancing With The Stars letting Bristol win. The claim is that Bristol's success is due to her mother's Tea Party-ers should be enough for Bristol to drop out of the competition, if she was truly a Momma Grizzly in disguise. If you recall, Sarah told her not to go on the show, but she did anyway. Now someone will pay...
Trust ................
He arrived for his annual proctology exam on time, and was soon called into the doctor’s examining room. After undressing, John follows his instructions and bends over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he took a peek up the man’s butt was his glass eye staring right back at him!
“You know John,” said the doctor, “you’re really going to have to learn to trust me.”
Lisa, a strikingly beautiful young Brunette, sat across the table
from William, in a fancy restaurant. She smiled as William
finished proposing to her.
"I'm not sure, let me think about it." she answered.
William was crushed but kept his composure. After dinner they
went to her place. The mood was romantic and William was eager to
make love to Lisa.
She stopped him and said, "Before we get married or even make
love, I want you to buy me something."
"Sure my love, you name it. A car, a pearl necklace, diamond
earrings, you name it."
"I want a solid gold Boy Scout knife."
Stunned, William asked, "But why? I can buy you anything you
want. Why must it be a solid gold Boy Scout knife?"
"I can't tell you, but I won't make love to you until I get one."
William searched high and low but couldn't find such a knife.
Desperate, he had a jeweler make one for him.
The next time they met at her place for a romantic evening, he
again suggested they make love. Again she said she couldn't
without first receiving the solid gold Boy Scout knife.
With a smile he handed her a small gift wrapped box.
She carefully opened it and saw the knife. They went off to the
bedroom where she opened a large hope chest at the foot of her
bed. She placed the knife inside, but not before William saw the
contents of the hope chest. It was filled with solid gold Boy
Scout knifes.
"What's this? Why did you ask me for a gold knife when you
already have so many of them?"
"I can't tell you" she replied.
After several minutes of badgering she finally relented and said
"Someday I will be older. My hair will turn gray, my face will
start to get wrinkles and my beauty will fade. Who will want me
then?
But, do you know what a Boy Scout would do for one of these
knives?"
You know you are doing too much karate if....
You find yourself casually standing in a half cat stance. You trip, go into a roll and come up in a fighting stance. In church.
You answer Ussss. To your boss.
You are introduced to someone and you bow to greet them.
You tie your bathrobe belt in a perfect knot; then check to make sure the ends are exactly even.
You accept change from the cashier using a knife hand with the thumb carefully tucked in.
When you're outside doing gardening you practice with all the neat 'weapons'.
You look for new accommodation based on the amount of practice space it provides (who needs a bedroom?).
You find yourself practicing bo techniques in miniature with your pencil during dull meetings.
You notice you never stand with your arms crossed or your hands in your pockets.
You find yourself practicing stances while standing in lines. Strangely, most people are standing cautiously far, far away from you.
You don't use any tools while splitting firewood.
