UNDER THE CATEGORY, "GIVE ME A BREAK!"
The Fleecebook generation gets their news from Fleecebook- and it MUST be true because it is on Fleecebook! Recently, somebody "borrowed" a story from The Onion and put it on Fleecebook. It practically went viral as NEWS! If this is what the world has come to, STOP THE CAROUSEL- I want to get off!
While providing many conveniences, the smart (smart for whom?) phone is causing many unexpected issues, like driving while using a handheld phone, texting while driving, and even texting while walking... A town in Idaho just made it illegal! So how convenient can it be if I have to stop everything else I'm doing to deal with the phone. I revealed previously that my daughter was entering a number in her phone while walking on the sidewalk and ran into a tree! What price shall we put on convenience?
Last night we watch "I am Number Four". Not know much about the movie and what to expect, I actually thought it was pretty good. It is definitely a teeny-bopper movie though. The action was great, but the romance was just short of what it could be. It is expected that there will be sequels...
All About Farts
A fart can be quiet The Fleecebook generation gets their news from Fleecebook- and it MUST be true because it is on Fleecebook! Recently, somebody "borrowed" a story from The Onion and put it on Fleecebook. It practically went viral as NEWS! If this is what the world has come to, STOP THE CAROUSEL- I want to get off!
All About Farts
A fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short
Or a fart can be long
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.
A fart can create
A most curious medley
A fart can be harmless
Or silent but deadly.
A fart might not smell
While others are vile
A fart may pass quickly
Or linger a while...
A fart can occur
In a number of places
And leave everyone there
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie
To small elevators
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But all farts are bad
Is simply not true
We must not forget...
Sweet ole farts like me and you.
Old guy at the gym!
An older guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym, when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked his male trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and replied, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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