I say this every year: I'm not ready for the short daylight hours. It is hard to get anything done around the house before it gets dark. It seems just fine until about 5:00 and then in a short time, it is not only dark, but cold. What happened to our sunny weather in November and December ?
I found out today that Cox is starting in the wireless communications (cell phone carrier) business. I guess they have to expand to cover the hoards of cable clients that are jumping ship. Many of them are going to an internet alternative such a Google TV, Apple TV, or Roku. These boxes range from $299-$59 and will allow TV access to the myriads of videos on the net, TV shows and NetFlix and Redbox rentals. I work with a fellow that has two of the Roku boxes and is tickled pink not to drop $100+ a month to his cable company.
Things are looking up . . . . .
A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same
stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said,
"Do you know that with one little wave of my hand
I can make every person in this crowd go wild with
joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but
will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever
speak of this day and rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that ~ with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded her and knocked
her off the stage!
AND THE CROWD ROARED
AND CHEERED WILDLY!
Kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?
"A Japanese scientist has invented a spray-on Viagra. And if you
thought the cosmetic clerks at the mall were annoying before when
they spritzed you..."
- Jay Leno
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says,
"Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"
He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of- a
United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United
States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."
A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says.
"Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"
He says, "Hah! Abraham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a
the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a
United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."
A guy in the back of the shop yells,
"Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?"
He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo?"
The guy yells, "That's the guy who's-a bangin' your wife while
you're in night school."
A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. "Jury trial," the defendant replied. "Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge. "Sure," replied the defendant, "That's where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of one."
New Dog Food Flavors: After researching what tastes appeal to dogs, popular dog food producers have modified their typical beef chicken and lamb based menus to more appropriate flavors. Catbox Cuisine, Dumpster Dijon, Footwear Fricassee, Toilet Treasure; more flavors to come as research pours in!
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