Picoftheweek

Picoftheweek
Waaaaaaaay too many to count...

My Statement

"Let me emphatically say that I am not anti-Facebook (Fleecebook), anti-smart phone, anti-Microsoft, anti-Apple, anti-Google or anti-Internet. I do believe, though, that the consumer is being ripped off of his privacy, identity and purchase history. We are being herded into a Facebook corner where what we "Like" and where we go physically and on the net will be scrutinized and sold numerous times to actually corrode and erode our culture while tempting us only with convenience, high tech and flashing video screens. The unsuspecting consumers need to be aware..." - Gary Lapman

Quote of Note

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”-W.C. Fields

"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling

"Common sense is not so common. " -Voltaire

“Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing, but only character endures.” - Matthew McConaughey

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" - Jerry Seinfeld

"Fleecebook is free, you (and your identity) is the product!" - Gary Lapman


"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." - Eric Sevareid

"'Smart' phones are only smart for the cell phone providers!" - Gary Lapman

"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” -Albert Einstein

"Technology creates the illusion of companionship without the intimacy of friendship." - unknown

"No worry, there's an app for that..." - Gary Lapman

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Layback Saturday....

Not much going on today... just too tired.

"RU PAUL says it takes him an hour and a half to turn himself
into a woman. So if your woman takes an hour and a half to get
ready, you may be in for a big surprise."
- Jay Leno


A woman was very despondent over not having had sex in quite some
time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never
find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she
decided that it was time to see a doctor.

Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex
therapist named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he
said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real fass away
from me across the froor".

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said,

"Now...you crawl real fass back to me," and she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head and said,

"You haf real bad case of Zachary Disease....worse case I ever
see! That why you haf sex probrem."

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly
what Zachary Disease was and he replied,

"Zachary Disease.... that when your face look ZACHARY rike your
butt!"

 POOR SPIRIT!

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