Weakly...

An unusual week, or maybe "unusual" is now the norm. It has bee hard to focus lately.  I think I am beginning to experience burn-out- and need a vacation.  I'm afraid that it is still far-off.

Many bits of bad news this week such as Cory Monteith's untimely death.  It's definitely a shame.  George Zimmerman got off scot-free, which was a big surprise- even coming from Florida!  It is a strange case, with a strange six woman jury. I'm betting it is not over yet- and George better watch his back.

One good bit of news was that polls have shown that people REALLY don't want Sarah Palin to run for office again.  Of course, why would she listen to the people, anyway.

Fairytale Evidence
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes really can change your life!

One Liners

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember half the people you know are below average.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I intend to live forever - so far so good.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.