AS PROMISED: "The lighter side..." and free erudite opinions (and whines and gripes, that may not be politically correct), hyperboles and advice (on current events as well as topics for the digerati), and even some temporary(?) insanities too (daily risibility exercises)!... And the Picture-Of-The-Week:
Picoftheweek
My Statement
"Let me emphatically say that I am not anti-Facebook (Fleecebook), anti-smart phone, anti-Microsoft, anti-Apple, anti-Google or anti-Internet. I do believe, though, that the consumer is being ripped off of his privacy, identity and purchase history. We are being herded into a Facebook corner where what we "Like" and where we go physically and on the net will be scrutinized and sold numerous times to actually corrode and erode our culture while tempting us only with convenience, high tech and flashing video screens. The unsuspecting consumers need to be aware..." - Gary Lapman
Quote of Note
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”-W.C. Fields
"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling
"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling
“Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing, but only character endures.” - Matthew McConaughey
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Fleecebook is free, you (and your identity) is the product!" - Gary Lapman
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." - Eric Sevareid
"'Smart' phones are only smart for the cell phone providers!" - Gary Lapman
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” -Albert Einstein
"Technology creates the illusion of companionship without the intimacy of friendship." - unknown
"No worry, there's an app for that..." - Gary Lapman
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Holiday Interstitial Ramblings
Recently we watched Argo in a last-chance (before it leaves town) theater. Was it authentic? Pretty much. Was the direction good? Pretty much. Was the acting good? Pretty much. Is is a contender for best picture, IMHO? Not really. Is Affleck a contender for Best Actor? Not really. Is he a contender for Best Director? Pretty much. Did I enjoy the movie? Yes. I can say, having lived through the crisis and the eighties (of course), it was nostalgic. Would I recommend the movie? Yes I would, but only because there is a dearth of well made movies available for us to watch.
It seems, I am easily annoyed. When I go to a news site, sometime- most of the time- I want to READ the news. Almost all of the links for a story are to video. That, in it's self, is not necessarily bad, but every video has a commercial lead-in! How annoying! I will not watch those stupid two minute commercials in order to watch my 30 second news bit! When I click them to close, they are reluctant for a few clicks and then they finally close. By then, I don't care or remember what the news-bit was about, and I return to the main page.
Another thing (that immediately comes to mind) is this direct marketing crap. If I do a search on Google, or look at a product on Amazon, then all of the advertising for the next (at least) twelve hours has to do with that item or subject. Do I REALLY need to be constantly reminded what I searched for or what product I was reading about. What if I just bought one? Do I want to be reminded that I got a bad deal or bought the wrong model? I wish there was an option to turn that nonsense off.
Why (can anyone answer this) would I need more than a three shot clip on a hunting rifle? Or a target rifle? When I was into target shooting, we used single shot rifles and pistols, because they are the most accurate. When you are hunting, if you cannot hit the target in three shots, you should give up- AND give your gun away! I don't understand why the reluctance to this restriction. Or is it ANY restriction that is the REAL problem? Am I so lazy that I need a rifle that I can just keep pulling the trigger until I hit the target? Or is a bolt-action the way to go, where I have to hit my target with the first shot, and then MANUALLY remove the empty shell and load the next one. Do we do ANYTHING MANUALLY anymore ??
Last night we went to see The Hobbit. Wow! This production may be better than the Lord of the Rings, previously. The photography, special effects, set, makeup- all of the above, were fantastic. While the storyline moves a bit slow, it is a fantastic experience to be "part" of this world for three hours (and two more movies yet to come in the trilogy). We chose the 2D version, without the 48FPS effects and I can tell you that there were scenes that had a dizzying effect ANYWAY. I can hardly imagine what the 3D version would be like. Highly recommended for all except weak of bladder.
Also, previous to the movie, with portions of my wife's cell phone not working, and my daughter's having problems holding a charge, we bit the bullet for new phones. We called Verizon to check prices to compare to the AT&T offering, where we are now. We were surprised that the cost would be higher for similar services. They may be better, but were they worth the difference in prices? We compared Best Buy, the AT&T store and Costco for phones and decided on three Motorola Atrix HD phones from Costco. It not only was a comparison of capabilities, but also of sizes. The larger phones won't fit into your pockets or purses. Both girls had the choice to get iPhones if they wanted, the 4 for free and the 4s for $49, or the 5 for $149. While my daughter is an Apple enthusiast, neither of them picked the Apple phones. I had already decided that I didn't like the Lemmings-treatment of Apple aficionados, so I was nay on the iPhone as well.
So far, the phones work well, but the plethora of options and their use and what the apps will provide is taxing. Certainly, there will be more on this experience later- particularly the security aspect. It is disheartening to look at the very poor offerings of non-smart phones, should you want to remain "personal"- pretty much junky junk and junkier junk... Our choices have been made for us to assimilate.
Cat and Comma
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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