Someone has finally managed to photograph the Pot at the end of the rainbow!!! Wouldn't you know it!
One of the popular ideas bounced around for an Alternative
Olympics are to have a special selection of Redneck Games, and
they will even have their own ceremonies. They are reported to be
a shoe-in for Alabama, but Tennessee is putting up a valiant
fight. Proposed ideas for the events are as follows:
1. Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by
the crowd and sold as concession snacks.
2. In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns
out to be owned by the Governor.
3. Instead of shooting at boring targets, archers take aim at
muskrats and ATF agents.
4. Urine drug test transformed into "Distance Competition."
5. Olympic Village replaced with Olympic Trailer Park.
6. Awards of gold, silver and bronze medals replaced by award of
gold, silver, and bronze teeth.
7. Opening Ceremony is a Skynyrd tape and a trunk full of bottle
rockets.
8. Hometown favorites falter in gymnastics competitions due to
all them extra toes.
9. Two words: Billy Bob-sledding.
10. Ballroom dancing will be replaced with a ho-down and
participants must be from the same family.
11. The pistol in the hundred yard dash will be loaded with real
bullets, just sos we can git a wurld recurd out of dem runners.
12. Beach volleyball will be replaced with tether ball
13. The equestrian event will be replaced with Pitbull boxing.
One of the local television stations in South Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from New Orleans.
The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in the area had affected their lives?
Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I don't know about all those other peoples, but we ain't gone to Churches in years. We gits our chicken from Popeye's".
One of the popular ideas bounced around for an Alternative
Olympics are to have a special selection of Redneck Games, and
they will even have their own ceremonies. They are reported to be
a shoe-in for Alabama, but Tennessee is putting up a valiant
fight. Proposed ideas for the events are as follows:
1. Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by
the crowd and sold as concession snacks.
2. In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns
out to be owned by the Governor.
3. Instead of shooting at boring targets, archers take aim at
muskrats and ATF agents.
4. Urine drug test transformed into "Distance Competition."
5. Olympic Village replaced with Olympic Trailer Park.
6. Awards of gold, silver and bronze medals replaced by award of
gold, silver, and bronze teeth.
7. Opening Ceremony is a Skynyrd tape and a trunk full of bottle
rockets.
8. Hometown favorites falter in gymnastics competitions due to
all them extra toes.
9. Two words: Billy Bob-sledding.
10. Ballroom dancing will be replaced with a ho-down and
participants must be from the same family.
11. The pistol in the hundred yard dash will be loaded with real
bullets, just sos we can git a wurld recurd out of dem runners.
12. Beach volleyball will be replaced with tether ball
13. The equestrian event will be replaced with Pitbull boxing.
LOST CHURCHES OF LOUISIANA
The hurricanes that hit the Gulf Coast of our nation were devastating. It did not spare the houses of worship in and around the area. One of the local television stations in South Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from New Orleans.
The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in the area had affected their lives?
Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I don't know about all those other peoples, but we ain't gone to Churches in years. We gits our chicken from Popeye's".
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