Brain Shrinkage ?

The Postal Service is aiming to close many of their offices.  One of our post offices has an automated system that allows for a user to weigh and affix postage to a parcel, or buy stamps, etc. and all by debit or credit card.  I usually go to that office to use this machine because there is not usually a line.  If this machine deals with more than 90% of why you go to a post office, then I really don't understand what the other 10% is or why so many people would rather wait in line to be waited on.  I hope they strategically place these machines around town, because I would rarely, if ever, seek a "personal" touch.  BTW, does this mean that they won't ask for higher prices on postage ????

Apparently scientists now say that brain shrinkage is uniquely human.  This fact, of course, is extremely believable.  What they didn't have anything to say about, was the disparity between the starting sizes of human brains.  This certainly is an evolving trait based on how much utilization we get out of our brains.  Theoretically then, it must also be an acceptable fact that politicians have many relatives, and they are affecting the gene pool.

Is there anywhere that we can escape from advertising now?  At the movies there are more commercials that previews.  On your smart phone, there are ads wherever you look.  At the gas stations there are flatscreen digital ads continuously.  Almost every website you access on the web has ads.  The TV is crowded with ads.  My blog even has ads.  How can we escape?  Please continue NOT to click on any of them.  Eventually, each advertiser will realize the futility of the ads and cease and desist.

A blonde was weed-whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass.

She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART!

Why WAL-MART??   HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!