How long would YOU wait? I had a friend that would give her doctor fifteen minutes in the waiting room. If her appointment was not met because the doctor was called to surgery, he was excused. Otherwise, she would inform the nurse, and leave. I like the idea of billing the doctor for YOUR time. Many doctors overbook their time and have no regard for the people waiting. Others, like in the article, reward their patients for waiting. Personally, I feel that the doctor should keep his or her appointments realistic. I have resorted to asking when the doctor usually arrived and made my appointment to coincide with that time. Some doctors, also, will bill you $50 for not showing up or cancelling the appointment to close to the actual time. IMHO, this should work in both directions...
Two Southern Belles were sittin' on the porch one hot afternoon.
The first had just returned from a trip to New York. She said to
the second Belle,
"You know, up there in New York, they've got men who kiss men on
the lips."
"Oh dear me!" cried the second Belle. "What do they call those
men?" she questioned.
The first replied, "They call them homosexuals. And did you know,
up there they've got women who kiss women on the private parts?"
"Oh Heavens!" The second gasped. "What on Earth do they call
those women?"
"Why, they call them lesbians. Up there, they also have men who
kiss women on their private parts."
The second belle nearly fell from her chair. "Oh Lawdy! What do
they call those men?"
The first Belle answered, "Well, after I caught my breath, I
called him precious!"
AS PROMISED: "The lighter side..." and free erudite opinions (and whines and gripes, that may not be politically correct), hyperboles and advice (on current events as well as topics for the digerati), and even some temporary(?) insanities too (daily risibility exercises)!... And the Picture-Of-The-Week:
Picoftheweek
My Statement
"Let me emphatically say that I am not anti-Facebook (Fleecebook), anti-smart phone, anti-Microsoft, anti-Apple, anti-Google or anti-Internet. I do believe, though, that the consumer is being ripped off of his privacy, identity and purchase history. We are being herded into a Facebook corner where what we "Like" and where we go physically and on the net will be scrutinized and sold numerous times to actually corrode and erode our culture while tempting us only with convenience, high tech and flashing video screens. The unsuspecting consumers need to be aware..." - Gary Lapman
Quote of Note
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”-W.C. Fields
"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling
"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling
“Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing, but only character endures.” - Matthew McConaughey
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Fleecebook is free, you (and your identity) is the product!" - Gary Lapman
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." - Eric Sevareid
"'Smart' phones are only smart for the cell phone providers!" - Gary Lapman
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” -Albert Einstein
"Technology creates the illusion of companionship without the intimacy of friendship." - unknown
"No worry, there's an app for that..." - Gary Lapman
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