Perhaps the first and one of the most important moves that the gubmint can make to help create jobs is to stop itself from buying foreign made products. I am speaking of military, postal, national parks, federal museums (and gift stores) and all other acquisitions. Mebbie Motorola or Apple don't make the best cell phones and Dell, Apple or HP don't make the best computers, but they deserve the gubmint's business(at all levels). Now granted, that would be a big step. Next on the list is to REQUIRE a large percentage of every product be American made. It is very difficult to find items that are TOTALLY made from American parts or that is EVEN assembled here. Putting some restrictions on what the gubmint CAN procure has got to be the easiest to accomplish. BTW, how did that big Air Force acquisition of refueler planes ever get offered to Airbus anyway ??? I used to have a rule-of-thumb that I would buy the best that I could for what I could afford, hence the two Hondas that I own. These cars were both manufactured here, and may have American parts, but at least they were assembled by Americans. Given the choices that I have today, I would most probably go with a Ford. Unfortunately, there may be a lot of foreign made parts in the Big Three's cars, as well.
All of the companies try to remain competitive, price wise, and must incorporate parts from wherever in order to remain in business. Theoretically, this will get better, as we encourage more Americans to stretch their dollars and support American manufacturing.
EXERCISES TO PREPARE YOU FOR YOUR HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE
1. Lay nude on the front lawn and ask the weed man to probe you
with his applicator.
2. Drink a quart of Sherwin-Williams Eggshell One-Coat Coverage
Interior Flat White #2. Then have your child stuff his slinky
down your throat.
3. Put a real estate agent's 'Open House' sign on your front yard
and lie on your bed dressed in a paper napkin with straws stuck
up your nose.
4. Put your hand down the garbage disposal while practicing your
smile and repeating: "mild discomfort."
5. Set your alarm to go off every ten minutes from ten PM to
seven AM, at which times you will alternately puncture your wrist
with a Craftsman (squarehead) screwdriver and stab yourself with
a knitting needle.
6. Remove all actual food from the house.
7. With several strands of Christmas lights strung from a coat
tree and onto yourself, walk slowly up and down the hall.
8. Urinate into an empty lipstick tube.
AS PROMISED: "The lighter side..." and free erudite opinions (and whines and gripes, that may not be politically correct), hyperboles and advice (on current events as well as topics for the digerati), and even some temporary(?) insanities too (daily risibility exercises)!... And the Picture-Of-The-Week:
Picoftheweek
My Statement
"Let me emphatically say that I am not anti-Facebook (Fleecebook), anti-smart phone, anti-Microsoft, anti-Apple, anti-Google or anti-Internet. I do believe, though, that the consumer is being ripped off of his privacy, identity and purchase history. We are being herded into a Facebook corner where what we "Like" and where we go physically and on the net will be scrutinized and sold numerous times to actually corrode and erode our culture while tempting us only with convenience, high tech and flashing video screens. The unsuspecting consumers need to be aware..." - Gary Lapman
Quote of Note
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”-W.C. Fields
"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling
"For the strength of the Wolf is in the Pack, and the strength of the Pack is in the Wolf." - Rudyard Kipling
“Fame is vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing, but only character endures.” - Matthew McConaughey
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Fleecebook is free, you (and your identity) is the product!" - Gary Lapman
"Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves." - Eric Sevareid
"'Smart' phones are only smart for the cell phone providers!" - Gary Lapman
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.” -Albert Einstein
"Technology creates the illusion of companionship without the intimacy of friendship." - unknown
"No worry, there's an app for that..." - Gary Lapman
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