Looks like the Feds are going after Google for illegal business practices. This should be very interesting. I wonder when they will get to Apple and Fleecebook!
Isn't it amazing that Kim Kardashian had to get her butt x-rayed to prove that it is real. Gimme a break- how do we know that they are her x-rays ?
I'm sure glad it is Friday (poker night) as this has been a very busy week. I hope everyone has a great weekend....
A guy goes to see a shrink...
He says, doctor my wife is unfaithful to me, Every evening she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men. In fact she sleeps with any guy that asks her, She's driving me crazy, what should I do? 
Isn't it amazing that Kim Kardashian had to get her butt x-rayed to prove that it is real. Gimme a break- how do we know that they are her x-rays ?
I'm sure glad it is Friday (poker night) as this has been a very busy week. I hope everyone has a great weekend....
A guy goes to see a shrink...
Relax, says the doctor, take a deep breath and calm down!
Now, Tell me exactly where Larry's Bar is.
...Beware...
A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you".
Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking"?
She replies, "It's me...talking to the wine".
HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:
Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Boat wouldn't start, can't figure out why.
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