I hadn't thought about it until now, but I bet the snowy weather in the Midwest and East will probably give a great big boost to online movies. Who can go to a rental store to get them?
It will be very interesting to see how long Mubarak lasts, given that he "claims" that he will not run again and should be out of office in September. Someone is going to make sure...just as soon as he exposes himself. For what possible reason would he not step down immediately, unless he hasn't finishes raping the monetary stores of Egypt yet.... I label him a fool that will get his just desserts.
Shame, shame, shame. Microsoft has been caught copying Google's search results. Hard to believe, but I wouldn't put it past them. They've been stung!
From the movie "City Slickers":
Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is? [holds up one finger]
Curly : This.
Mitch : Your finger?
Curly : One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean shit.
Mitch : But, what is the "one thing?"
Curly : [smiles] That's what *you* have to find out.
Microsoft should concentrate more on what they do best, and let Google do what they do best. Nobody can do everything well! It make you look like a fool for trying...
A Michigan Senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of a Dealership in Rochester Hills. Taking off Down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew across M-59, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view Mirror, he saw a Michigan State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing, I'm too old for this" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Michigan State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Two good ol' boys up in the Kentucky hills were sitting on the front porch talking one afternoon over a cold beer, and after getting off of work at the local coal mine.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know 'bout kin, but it'd make us even."
One morning, a husband returns their boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, & begins to read her book.
The peace & solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish & Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman & says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies and also thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?'
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," ...he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
Copper Wire
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and shortly after, a story in an LA newspaper read: "California archaeologists' discovery of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."
One week later. A local newspaper in Kentucky reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Hazard, KY Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kentucky had already gone wireless."
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