There are not many shows on the radio which I detest more than listening to Dr. Laura. If I come across her show, I change stations instantly. I have always know that she is a hypocrite. She is proving it now by this latest news article. Not only that, but she mistreats the people that call her. She has no patience or compassion for anyone. I used to think that it was just a persona, but I'm more convinced that she is just THAT bad. Having a person like that on the media only spurs more hatred and ignorance.
Here's something I just can't figure out: Why does anybody even care if Gay Marriage is legal ? Obviously, there will always be churches that wouldn't perform the ceremony. Would anyone care if it was just allowed as a civil union ? I guess I'm just part of the "Ebony and Ivory" faction. Why can't we just live in harmony ? Are there really that many uneducated racists and homophobes out there. I don't consider California a particularly religious state- diverse yes, but not religious. Apparently, Utah (which is a very religious state) is having similar issues on this topic. I wouldn't have guessed.
There sure is a lot of talk about whether Sarah Palin is a contender in 2012. If those people were paying attention to what she says and does, how could she be ? The answer is twofold: 1) Many people see color before integrity and intelligence. 2) Many people like the "Alaskan Hick" (A derogatory slang term for lower class whites raised in rural areas, usually within trailer parks or hog farms. Generally used more for Midwesterners than Southerners (see: redneck) General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend college ; dumber than a post.) attitude that she has. I wouldn't want to listen to her for the campaign, never-mind the partial term that she would serve, if elected.
A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole -- are you ready for this? -- the bank's video camera. While it was recording. Remotely. (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera.)
Only in Merry Olde England
A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans Liniments remove Swelling". I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read "William Stick Did The Trick". Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."
"For every thousand people hacking at the leaves of evil there is one chopping at the roots."
-H.D. ThoreauOn their April Fools issue they ran the following:
"For every person hacking at the leaves of evil there are a thousand smoking the stuff."
Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator. Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup. The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so these brain surgeons decided that the refrigerator was too heavy. Banging up *more* walls, floors, etc., they put the refrigerator *back* into the house, and returned to the pickup truck, only to realize that they locked the keys in the truck -- so they abandoned it.
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