Going to Ojai today to visit the sun and get some great Italian food at Osteria Monte Grappa. I guess the weather fooled me again, as it is just before 11:00 and the sun is out in force here at home. I was just getting tired of the continuous gray-ness. This is not the norm for this time of year. I have to admit that it is more welcome than the triple-digit heat in the East, though.
I finished reading "The Lost Symbol" last night. I have to say that I enjoyed it tremendously, almost as much as "The DaVinci Code". There were many plot twists, but both Terre and myself both figured out the biggest eventual twist in the plot, long before it happened. Maybe that is good, or maybe it is bad that we figured it out before it happened.
Monte Grappa was fantastic. I would highly recommend it. Afterwards we went to see the "Last Airbender" in 3D. We were all disappointed. The plot needed work, as did the acting, dialogue and casting. It was a mess.
Monte Grappa was fantastic. I would highly recommend it. Afterwards we went to see the "Last Airbender" in 3D. We were all disappointed. The plot needed work, as did the acting, dialogue and casting. It was a mess.
What in the world were you doing
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks -
"What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead...
" I was just running through that song -
'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...' "
The Difference Between Small Breasts and Large Breasts
Women with big breasts…
..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the centre of the arts
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
Women with small breasts…
..don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.
A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists. "
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