Kudos to the judge that sent Lindsay Lohan to jail for ninety days. It is well overdue for celebrities to live within the law's constraints. Hopefully it will make her a better person and clean up her act for good.
FUNNY PHOBIAS:
• Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
• Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air
• Anablephobia- Fear of looking up
• Anemophobia- Fear of wind
• Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers
• Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights
• Barophobia- Fear of gravity
• Basophobia- Fear of walking
• Blennophobia- Fear of slime
• Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman
• Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting
• Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors
• Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
• Chionophobia- Fear of snow
• Chromatophobia- Fear of colors
• Chronophobia- Fear of time
• Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks
• Cibophobia- Fear of food
• Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
• Dendrophobia- Fear of trees
• Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body
• Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom
• Eosophobia- Fear of daylight
• Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red
• Geliophobia- Fear of laughter
• Geniophobia- Fear of chins
• Genuphobia- Fear of knees
• Geumaphobia- Fear of taste
• Heliophobia- Fear of the sun
• Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
• Homichlophobia- Fear of fog
• Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep
• Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish
• Ideophobia- Fear of ideas
• Kainophobia- Fear of anything new
• Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down
• Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
• Leukophobia- Fear of the color white
• Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body
• Linonophobia- Fear of string
• Logophobia- Fear of words
• Melanophobia- Fear of the color black
• Melophobia- Fear of music
• Metrophobia- Fear of poetry
• Mnemophobia- Fear of memories
• Octophobia- Fear of the number 8
• Ommetaphobia- Fear of eyes
• Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams
• Ophthalmophobia- Fear of opening one’s eyes
• Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish
• Panophobia- Fear of everything
• Papyrophobia- Fear of paper
• Peladophobia- Fear of bald people
• Photophobia- Fear of light
• Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking
• Pogonophobia- Fear of beards
• Sciophobia- Fear of shadows
• Selenophobia- Fear of the moon
• Siderophobia- Fear of stars
• Sitophobia- Fear of food
• Sophophobia- Fear of learning
• Stasibasiphobia- Fear of walking
• Trichopathophobia- Fear of hair
Things to learn before I die
1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2 - If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4 - People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5 - You should not confuse your career with your life.
6 - Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
7 - Never lick a steak knife.
8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
9 - You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
10 - You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
11 - There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
12 - The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
13 - A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
14 - Your friends love you anyway.
15 - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
16 - Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the c*** (not the best) out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
17 - A husband will never get the last word in an argument, due to the fact that anything he says is actually the start of an entirely new argument!
18 - Phrases to live by "Please, Thank you, and YES DEAR!"
19 - I believe in equality and women's lib......but instead of changing postman to post person, how about tackling........menstruation, mental illness, menopause, etc......it seems to me that we are picking only the nice ones to change!
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