YAY! Tori is home for the weekend!!! I survived the April Fool jokes undamaged. In fact, they called me at work and said that my new computer was ready, but I thought it was a joke!
Checked out the Goleta Pier at lunch today and it was just gorgeous- not even windy! I will have to return soon. There were birdwatchers all about and the slough was full of interesting avian critters. Also, there were about six artists making paintings or drawings of the slough. That was also very interesting.
This was my manager's last day as a manager, as he is going into semi-retirement and I get a new on starting next week. Things could be very interesting....
Meanwhile I'm looking forward to the holiday weekend and then taking Tori back to school on Sunday....
Conversion table.
For those who thought the hardest part of Physics 101 was the constant Checked out the Goleta Pier at lunch today and it was just gorgeous- not even windy! I will have to return soon. There were birdwatchers all about and the slough was full of interesting avian critters. Also, there were about six artists making paintings or drawings of the slough. That was also very interesting.
This was my manager's last day as a manager, as he is going into semi-retirement and I get a new on starting next week. Things could be very interesting....
Meanwhile I'm looking forward to the holiday weekend and then taking Tori back to school on Sunday....
Conversion table.
conversion from feet and inches to the metric system, including all its
Newtons, Joules, and Watts, here are some other useful conversions
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash:
1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God:
1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:
1 lite year
Half of a large intestine:
1 semicolon
1000 pains
1 kiloahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower
10 cards:
1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 Fig Newton
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital:
1 I.V. League
100 Senators:
Not 1 decision
What is a Cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to
give you a kiss.
9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
CONCLUSION:
They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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