I THINK SPRING HAS SPRUNG!

Returned Tori to school yesterday.  I haven't figured out why we can get there in an hour and a half, and it seems as though it is a three hour return trip!  Maybe Max whining was the reason.  It was like having a baby-on-board!


Today was horrendously busy at work, and I wanted to get a lot more done, but it didn't happen.

What about that Prius that doesn't test out as defective.  I can't figure out why the driver would fake the whole incident.  Especially since he called 911 and was corralled by a CHP. What would he gain ?  If they prove him a liar, he could be charged with "exhibition of speed" or "(W)Reckless endangerment" or "(W)Reckless driving".  None of them sound good.  I hope the evaluators of his car were independent and not employees of Toyota!

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
 - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
 - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
 - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
 - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
 - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the @#$% are we?"
 - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
 - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the @#$% was that?"
 - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head
 - JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
 - Bill Clinton, 1997

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!