I want to express my appreciation to Zuck and Fleecebook for making the market close higher and making me a lot of money. Unfortunately, the market will take it back in the next trading day, but is was a nice gesture on his way to becoming a billionaire.
Sorry I haven't been keeping up with much of the news as I've been too busy. Obviously there is a similar issue in the L.A. Unified School District. These officials must live under rocks and how do they manage to keep their jobs while there a pedifile predators disguised as teachers operating for almost two decades without even a hand slap. I understand that they were concerned with lawsuits from the accused and therefore put the children's welfare way behind the financial risk. Now, their problems are much worse, as they will certainly be sued by the victims, their parents, et cetera - AND hopefully lose their jobs AND hopefully spend some time in jail!!!
The Cure
Two housewives were drinking coffee.
Louise said, "I woke up this morning with an awful headache. Do you have a good remedy?"
Martha responded, "For my headaches, my husband is my remedy. He rubs my shoulders and neck, caresses my breasts, kisses my tummy, and... well, you can guess the rest. In no time at all, I forget all about my headache. You should try it!"
Louise smiled. "Sounds great! What time does he get home?"
The latest telephone poll taken by the Florida Governor's office asked whether people who live in Florida think illegal immigration is a serious problem.
29 percent of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious
problem."
71 percent of respondents answered: "No es una problema
seriosa."
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in the big city......
It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
"Mom" said the boy "what are all those women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.."
The little boy's eyes get wide and he says "Is that true Mom?"
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
After a few minutes, the kid asks "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"
"Most of them become taxi drivers" she said.
The French
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
General George S. Patton
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
Norman Schwarzkopf
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"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
Marge Simpson
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"As far as I"m concerned, war always means failure."
Jacques Chirac, President of France
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"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
Regis Philbin
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"The last time the French asked for"more proof" it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
David Letterman
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"Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada."
Ted Nugent
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"War without France would be like ... World War II."
Unknown
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"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
Dennis Miller
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"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us."
Alan Kent
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"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris ? It"s not known, it"s never been tried."
Rep. R. Blount, MO
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"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that"s because it was raining."
John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv
